Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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