i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
people are starting to question the shark bite story
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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