Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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