what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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