I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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