i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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