found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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