How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and you said cock pushups were impossible
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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