A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
only if we run a train.
done.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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