So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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