I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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