There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
is it fun? or sober?
send nudes
from the living room?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize