K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Sober January is a disaster.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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