Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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