dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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