I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
this will be a night to untag.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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