so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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