I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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