probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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