you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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