just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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