Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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