One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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