She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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