belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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