He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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