yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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