THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I would ride that face into the sunset
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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