god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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