I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize