Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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