Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So vagazzling was a success
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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