In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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