thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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