I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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