Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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