I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Randomize
