Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
