Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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