i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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