Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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