BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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