Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
