I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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