I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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