i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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