Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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