VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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