i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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