okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
