I murdered the dance floor call the cops
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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